In George King’s yankee blog I found a quote from Girardi regarding everyones favorite flamthrower:
“Joba is competing for a spot in the starting rotation right now,” Girardi said of the 22-year-old right-hander who dominated in 19 relief appearances last season, going 2-0 with a 0.38 ERA and fanning 34 in 24 innings. “We are preparing him as a starter. We will look at the pitching staff as a whole and decide what the best fit is. We will look at it at the end of March and see where we are.”
Is it just me or has this guys’ status changed as much as the federal deficit? Set his role, let him prepare. Game, set, match. Earlier in the offseason I was leaning toward having him start. But, now? Give him the 7th and/or 8th, depending on back to back appearances, pitches thrown, and Jupiter in its third phase of the Lion – that last bit is the newest spin on the Joba Rules.
And speaking of the rules, can we stop calling it this now? This saying should have been put to bed once Torre declined the “insulting” offer from the Yankee brass after the ALDS. Maybe its just my poor ass, but if you call $5m insulting, anyone within earshot who works a real job [ie, anything but sitting on a bench in a baseball uniform occasionally being roused from catnaps and shooting shitty Subway commercials] should be allowed to rabbit punch you in the back of the head.
But, in the hotel press conference in Westchester last October, Joe declined and was praised for his humility, while the front office was condemned for shunning an icon. Joe walked out on $5M, put on his Monopoly Guy monocle and top hat , summoned his butler to pull up his solid gold rocket car and hit the dusty trail. <<Just trying to say the Yankees paid this man a ton of money, no seriously I looked it up and his cummlative salary would have weighed over 2000lbs if it was in all in $20’s and loaded onto pallets.>>
So we said goodbye to Old Joe who traveled across the country, and league, in his endeavor to prove it wasn’t all the players and the unlimited budget that brought success to the Yankees. Oh, and I’m pretty sure the added knowledge of Scott Proctor’s soon to be torn labrum is just an added bonus as Joe attempts send this guy to the luny bin. Seriously what does he have against this guy? I wonder if Scottie Not-to-Hottie wakes up in cold sweats after having dreams of Torre walking slowly while still gaining on Scott, somewhat like how Jason Vorhees never seemed to move more than 3mpg yet you could never lose him.
So, in summation:
George King writes a blog?!?
Joba still has no predefined role.
Retire Joba rules.
~jboogz

